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Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions. On a scale of 5 wormy apples and whether or not Jelani fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases (that we see EVERY TUESDAY), classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection. It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! We’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here on the internet. So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew. Don’t trust those other reviewers, trust US!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Review of "Moneyball" by Brian

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This movie was really long and mediocre.  Brad Pitt has some good ass acting, but in the end, the director did a poor job of getting me to care about any of the characters.  This movie had Jonah Hill not cursing or being funny at all, his best joke being "do want this door open or closed?"  The movie got a little exciting when the team started winning, but that didn't last long.  My favorite part of this movie was all the beautifully crafted spreadsheets.  Fuck yeah spreadsheets!  Actually the best part of the movie was that actor that plays Any on parks & recs, Criss Pratt.  I fucking love Criss Pratt, he was good in this playing a non-retard role.  Go see this movie with your dad, it counts as family bonding and you don't actually have to talk to him during the film.

Jelani's Two Cents
Yeah, it was really fucking boring. I'm not much of a sports guy, but I can get into a good sports movie. That is, if it actually has games in it. Instead of the underdog team rising to the top, you have numbers and statistics. If you're really a big baseball fan, then you will undoubtedly be won over by Brad Pitt in this one, but if not, then like me, you may only stay awake for the first 45 minutes. I can't even rate this.
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