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Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions. On a scale of 5 wormy apples and whether or not Jelani fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases (that we see EVERY TUESDAY), classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection. It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! We’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here on the internet. So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew. Don’t trust those other reviewers, trust US!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Special Recomendation Movie Review "Dagon" by Brian

5 NHCS out of 5
[N.H.C.S.]
This movie was recommended to me by my Movie Crew accomplice, Ryan.  It is based on H.P. Lovecraft's The Shadow over Innsmouth and they kept it accurate to the story, except for the setting.  The fish people look creepy and slimy, just as they should.  This movie had it all: tentacles, naked hot chick sacrifices, and a whole church destroying scene.  I would totally watch this one again, 4 apples, not one fucking worm.  Cthulhu Fhtagn!                                                                                                    
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