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Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions. On a scale of 5 wormy apples and whether or not Jelani fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases (that we see EVERY TUESDAY), classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection. It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! We’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here on the internet. So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew. Don’t trust those other reviewers, trust US!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

VHS Review "Friday the 13th" by Brian

5 misused gardening tools (out of five)
I'm going to be experimenting with new rating systems, so stick with me.  I want to send a special thanks to our buddy at the transformers/ metal shirt store (Ill get the name of the store eventually), who hooked it up with a huge bag of VHS including Friday the 13ths 1-8 (excluding 5).  I had never seen this classic but man, was this movie awesome.  Friday the 13th is about super skinny hot 80's chicks who run around in their underwear trying not to get brutally murdered, mostly without much luck.  Its also about yelling "finish the job! what are you doing!?, pick up that knife and make sure....OH NO ITS TOO LATE OH YOU GUNNA GEEEEET IT!!"  The first Jason movie, this movie is a must-see for anyone who likes horror.
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