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Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions. On a scale of 5 wormy apples and whether or not Jelani fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases (that we see EVERY TUESDAY), classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection. It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! We’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here on the internet. So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew. Don’t trust those other reviewers, trust US!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Special Recommendation Movie Review - "Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil" by Ryan

I got to see this movie for free since my friend Mike works at a movie theater where it was playing. Also, he got me a free soda so that was cool too. But anyway, about this movie. Let me start by saying, it was fucking hilarious. "Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil" is a dark comedy about two hillbillies who head up to their vacation cabin in the woods for a weekend of manly excursions, such as fishing and chopping wood. At the same time, there are these dumb college kids camping out in the very same woods. When the dumb college kids see these two creepy hillbillies they just automatically assume that they're going to get murdered to death by them. Which, of course, is not the case; Tucker and Dale are actually really nice and normal dudes. When one of the college kids accidentally falls and hits her head, Tucker and Dale take her up to their cabin and tend to her wounds. Meanwhile, the college kids think that they've kidnapped and are torturing their friend. What ensues is a chain of hilarious misunderstandings and accidental suicides, which totally freaks everyone out. The college kids think that Tucker and Dale are picking off their friends one by one. Tucker and Dale think the college kids took some sort of crazy suicide pact and they're just killing themselves all over their property. It's great. And it's very well written. And there's lots of blood and gore! But it all would have gone to crap if it weren't for the two guys that play Tucker and Dale, Alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine respectively. Both of them are funny, likable, and believable hillbillies. Great job, guys! Can't wait for the sequel!*

Rating: 5 bloody torsos (out of 5)

*Not joking, they're actually making a sequel.

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