VHS Review: "Friday the 13th part 4: The Final Chapter" by Brian

3 Packs of Patootzies out of 5

In Part 4,a bunch of teenagers move into a house in the woods to walk around scantily clad and get drunk.  The house is supposed to be in the middle of nowhere, but there is another house across the street housing a very young Corey Feldman, along with his mom and sister.  I don't like child actors, or children in general, so having a little kid as the main character in stead of a hot chick was pretty disappointing.  I wasn't really sure of the plot of this movie, but the tits and murders still made it an above average movie.  My favorite part was the skinny dipping scene, after which Feldman remarks to his mom, "What a pack of patootzies!"  We had no idea what a pack of patootzies is, but it made us crack up on the paxton just the same.  Best murder of this film goes to........ Fat chick eating a banana!