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Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions. On a scale of 5 wormy apples and whether or not Jelani fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases (that we see EVERY TUESDAY), classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection. It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! We’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here on the internet. So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew. Don’t trust those other reviewers, trust US!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

VHS Review "Friday the 13th Part 2" by Brian

5 burlap sack masks (out of 5)
The second in the Friday the 13th series is actually better than the first.  In this movie, Jason's doing the killing himself, and he is PISSED! Totally ignoring the fact that like 10 people were brutally murdered five years before, some new hippyish dude decided to start another summer camp at camp Crystal Lake.  Think no ones getting murdered this time?  Hell no!  The best part of the movie was all the cut-off thermals that the chicks were wearing.  The saddest part is when this wheel chair dude is totally about to get laid when all of a sudden hes machete'd down a flight of stairs.  I loved this movie, this is a VHS that might almost be worth TWO dollars! chi chi chi, hah hah hah hah.
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