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Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions. On a scale of 5 wormy apples and whether or not Jelani fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases (that we see EVERY TUESDAY), classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection. It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! We’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here on the internet. So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew. Don’t trust those other reviewers, trust US!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Parents House Review "Critters" by Brian

4 Pruppets out of 5
Nothing much to do at my parents house except eat, poop, and watch TV, but they have Skinamax on demand, so I checked out this gem.  Critters is about a race of malevolently adorable furry aliens who escape their asteroid prison to mess with some rubes on Earth while some other aliens try to kill them.  The puppets who played the Critters were fantastically done, making this movie a real keeper (gotta find the VHS!)  Watching pruppets getting blown apart in every imaginable way was extremely enjoyable, time to check out Critters 2.
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