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- Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions. On a scale of 5 wormy apples and whether or not Jelani fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases (that we see EVERY TUESDAY), classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection. It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! We’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here on the internet. So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew. Don’t trust those other reviewers, trust US!
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Head to Head VHS Review: "Merlin vs Excaliber" by Brian
Both of these movies focus on the story of King Arthur so I decided to double up the review. Merlin was actually a TV miniseries, but I didn't realize that until I researched the film. Merlin starts all the way from the beginning, from the conception of Merlin, how he grows up and learns magic. Merlin stars Sam Neill, the poor man's Kevin Costner, who just want to go hang out with his love Nimue, but always has to go save the world from douche bag kings who always think with their little heads and not their big heads. Excalibur is a much more brutal and interesting movie, and it even has my boy Patrick Stewart, being a total badass as usual. In Excalibur, Merlin isn't all pussy and righteous, and helps out others for his own gain. Excalibur definitely wins this head to head because all the characters wear crazy spiked shiny full plate everywhere! they even fuck in full plate! Excalibur has some righteous super long medieval battle scenes, but goes a little too long. The costumes make this movie.
Final Ranks:
Merlin- 3 out of 5
Excalibur- 4 out of 5
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