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Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions. On a scale of 5 wormy apples and whether or not Jelani fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases (that we see EVERY TUESDAY), classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection. It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! We’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here on the internet. So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew. Don’t trust those other reviewers, trust US!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

VHS Review: "Friday the 13th, Part 3"

4 Seth-Rogan-Looking-Motherfuckers (out of 5)
Totally ignoring the 20ish murders that have there happened in the past decade, more sexy teenagers go to Camp Crystal Lake to walk around scantily clad and have sex in hammocks.  The plot of Part 3 is exactly the same as in Part 2, except they bring some chubby-jewfro-having-Seth-Rogan-looking-motherfucker (instead of wheelchair dude.)  Even though the plot is unchanged from the previous movie, the murders are still brutal, the babes still babetastic, and Jason still knows the right moment to jump out to make you squirm a little on your Paxton (which is what we here at the Gun Rack call our leather couch.)  This is the movie where Jason trades out his sweet burlap sack for the infamous old tymey hockey mask.  The best character in the movie is a biker dude who wears a leather vest OVER a denim one! how badass is that!?  Great movie, would watch again.
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