Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers that you could shake a stick at bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions! On a scale of four wormy apples and whether or not I fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases, (that we see, regardless of other reviews, EVERY TUESDAY) classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection! We have come to a great realization; an epiphany! It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! But seriously folks, when we’re not punching bad guys in the face, we’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here, on the last beacon of truth, the internet! Surely publishing such reviews is as dastardly as stealing candy from a baby, or a purse from an old lady, or MURDER! So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. And come on, you can’t trust just ONE GUY! But THREE!?!? How could you go wrong? Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew! Don’t trust reviewers, trust THESE reviewers! Excelsior! (I’ve always wanted to say that, sorry Stan!)
- Jelani
- Jelani
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