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Welcome to Movie Crew Review! Where three of the most rad-tastic New Yorkers bring you correct and indisputably sound opinions. On a scale of 5 wormy apples and whether or not Jelani fell asleep, we will supply you with your fix of reviews of new releases (that we see EVERY TUESDAY), classics, and random movies that we find and add to our colossal (yet ever growing) VHS collection. It is our civic duty as movie buffs to right wrongs, deliver fair and truthful reviews, and fight crime! We’re shaking our heads at the idiotic and inaccurate reviews seen in newspapers, television, and even here on the internet. So, instead of going to the movies based on a review you read in the paper (we have learned, you cannot trust ANY of them!) and being sorely disappointed, let us guide you through the pearly gates of truly entertaining entertainment. Between the cynical Brian, the easily entertained (and also bored) Jelani, and the chock-full-of-actual-movie-knowledge Ryan, all of your questions about whether a movie is crap or gold will be answered. So open your mind, join the ranks of Movie Crew. Don’t trust those other reviewers, trust US!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Parents House Review: Green Lantern (2011)

by Brian

Green Lanturd was one of the few movies the Movie Crew failed to see this year so I decided to put five dollhairs on my parent's cable bill and check it out.  This movie got a bad rep, but I felt it was enjoyable enough to be deserve a slightly better than average score.  What is Ryan Reynolds up to this time?  As hard headed test pilot, Hal Jordan, he completely fucks over his company's big military deal and blows up a brand new plane just for funsies, then he gets a magical ring from an alien, Green Lanyard business, whatever.  The coolest part was the final battle when Reynolds makes all kinds of awesome constructs like a big ass gun and a catapult.  Also when he turned that helicopter into a hot wheels car it's fucking sick.  This movie needed a lot more action and a lot less about Hal Jordan's love life.  I'm making an official request to Hollywood to make a single superhero movie where the main character has absolutely NO LOVE INTEREST WHATSOEVER, make him a eunuch or something, I don't care.

Rating: 3 Ryan Reynolds being bad at their jobs out of 5
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